From the recording Santa's Cooking Up a Storm

A Christmas holiday song for you. The song is by Bob McParland. The vocalist is Anthony Liguori- Elvis impersonator extraordinaire.

Lyrics

Cooking Up a Storm
On the East side, West side
If you want the best pies
Come to Mama Claus’s kitchen
She’s cooking up a storm
We’ve got cherry, blueberry
Christmas will be very merry
When mama’s out on business
We’ll keep the kitchen warm
 
On the North side, South side
Santa fills his mouth with pride
Santa’s in the chimney
But he ain’t gonna fit
Mama shakes over
She takes over
He needs an extreme makeover
Sixty days till Christmas
She don’t like it one bit
No-no-no
Ho-ho-ho
 
From the North Pole to the South Pole
Santa, you can’t rock and roll
If you stay in the kitchen
Mama sure can cook
You need a treadmill
You need sit-ups
Got to get back all your get up
Mama’s got some hot stuff
Boy, that girl can cook
Whoah, whoah, whoah
Ho-ho- ho
 
So say hasta la vista to pasta and pizza
Santa, say so long to Haagen Dasz
Mama, lock away the fruitcake
It’s gonna make his suit break
And Lord knows we need Santa Claus
 
 
From the East side, West side
If you want the best pies
Come to Mama Claus’s kitchen
She’s cooking up a storm
We’ve got cherry, blueberry
Christmas will be very merry
When mama’s out on business
We’ll keep the kitchen warm
 
From the North side, the South side
Santa needs a good diet
Santa’s in the chimney
He ain’t gonna fit
Mama shakes over, she takes over
Says he needs an extreme makeover
Sixty days till Christmas
He ain’t gonna quit
No-no-no
Ho-ho-ho
 
© 2011 Bob McParland