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Bob McParland: Music

Santa's Cooking Up a Storm

(Bob McParland and Anthony Liguori)
October 23, 2012
Bob McParland

A Christmas holiday song for you. The song is by Bob McParland. The vocalist is Anthony Liguori- Elvis impersonator extraordinaire.

Cooking Up a Storm

On the East side, West side

If you want the best pies

Come to Mama Claus’s kitchen

She’s cooking up a storm

We’ve got cherry, blueberry

Christmas will be very merry

When mama’s out on business

We’ll keep the kitchen warm

 

On the North side, South side

Santa fills his mouth with pride

Santa’s in the chimney

But he ain’t gonna fit

Mama shakes over

She takes over

He needs an extreme makeover

Sixty days till Christmas

She don’t like it one bit

No-no-no

Ho-ho-ho

 

From the North Pole to the South Pole

Santa, you can’t rock and roll

If you stay in the kitchen

Mama sure can cook

You need a treadmill

You need sit-ups

Got to get back all your get up

Mama’s got some hot stuff

Boy, that girl can cook

Whoah, whoah, whoah

Ho-ho- ho

 

So say hasta la vista to pasta and pizza

Santa, say so long to Haagen Dasz

Mama, lock away the fruitcake

It’s gonna make his suit break

And Lord knows we need Santa Claus

 

 

From the East side, West side

If you want the best pies

Come to Mama Claus’s kitchen

She’s cooking up a storm

We’ve got cherry, blueberry

Christmas will be very merry

When mama’s out on business

We’ll keep the kitchen warm

 

From the North side, the South side

Santa needs a good diet

Santa’s in the chimney

He ain’t gonna fit

Mama shakes over, she takes over

Says he needs an extreme makeover

Sixty days till Christmas

He ain’t gonna quit

No-no-no

Ho-ho-ho

 

© 2011 Bob McParland